lindsaychrist:

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

meladoodle:

my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

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yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

punkbread:

when all your favorite people are online

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